Story me and my friend are writing lol ( sorry i didnt check grammer)

Dad, why is mom making us by her tampons" I asked as we pulled up into a rundown Rite Aid parking lot. My dad chuckled and gave a funny look as he placed his hand on the back of my neck. As he was doing this I was thinking what boring story he could tell me next.

He exclaimed to me “Son, someday you will understand that your wife has a hold on you and can ask you whatever she wants and she will get it. Or else you won't get a little something, if you know what I mean". When he said this my dad has thrusting his hips toward the steering wheel. I looked at him in disgust and opened the car and got out.
"Thanks dad for putting that image in my head" I mumbled to him as I got out of the car. I put on my hood of my favorite blue tattered sweat shirt to cover my face. I could not stand the image of my dad fucking my mom that kept replaying in my mind. I heard a giggle behind me as I walked into the Rite Aid. That when I discovered my dad had the maturity of a four year old that acts like he just discovered internet porn, one of the many annoying reasons why people loved being around him.

"Jake stop being a pussy" my dad jokes as he runs and jumps onto my back. I felt my legs buckle as we both fell to the ground, and of course, I had to land in his lap, but then again it’s so much better than that nasty parking lot dirt. He had the biggest fucking smile on his face, that stupid smile that all the girls fell for.

"What the fuck dad" I said in a loud whinny voice as I gave my immature father the evil death stare. He smiled at me in a cute innocent puppy way. Then he shoved me off of him, though for some reason you can never be mad at my dad, even though he left me in the rite aid parking lot. I got up Irritated and went inside.
The Rite Aid sells so much crap, how can anyone buy this shit as I thought to myself walking down the rows looking for the tampon section. After getting lost in the makeup section I finally found it, as I made my way to the tampons I realized I was being surrounded by more pink each step I took. As I got close I could hear my dad singing something, I couldn’t figure it out until I finally realized he was singing "sugar and spice makes everything nice" my dad had a very unique and strong voice, I guess that what makes him so good at what he does.. Disgustingly. When I was a little boy he used to sing to me to make me fall asleep, I loved it then so much. I finally reached him; looking at everything in a dumb-founded look I asked "which ones do we get, there like 50 different kinds" my dad looking the same way at everything just grabbed the heavy flow ones and headed up to the register. I yelled at him saying "what the hell dad she’s your wife you should know her better" and of course he replied saying "if it was my choice I would be sticking something different up there" my dad is so perverted sometimes... and of course to make matters worse there was a group of cute girls behind me completely laughing at me, and of course, they were completely out of my league
When I was walking out of the store I all of a sudden fell to the ground, I looked around and I had run into the prettiest blonde girl I have ever seen and she had fallen on top of me and her hand was on my dick! Oh wow, this gorgeous girl was all over my jock, shit! It didn’t take her much for her to notice it though... she got up quickly and appologized as she whipped her tears away from her cheek, i started to laugh, trying to lighten up the mood and make her stay as long as possible, she was so gorgeous with her icy blue eyes that light up with her amazing smile.