THE BAND MONSTER

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THE BAND MONSTER

K SOOOOO I just got my boot off yesterday, and another girl on the colorguard BRAKES HER FREAKIN FOOT!!! I blame the band monster. SPEAKING of the band monster, I should probably tell you the legend of the band monster. So basically its a blue and purple sparkly monster with horns that feeds off the injuries of my high school band. It has been a cycle ever since band camp, and started with the colorguard (supposedly). But the kid before me was a contra player, so it spreads. And once the current host is healed, then a new one is selected by the band monster the day it heals and the process starts over. SOOO it is my duty to society to vanquish said band monster....IT MUST BE PUNISHED.
-Toxic