think of the first word that comes to mind

1. Beer:drunk

2. McDonalds:ew

3. Relationship:ruined

4. Purple: nurple

5. Power Rangers:rainbow

7. Steroids:small penis

8. Cartoons: micky mouse

9. The President:black..racist?I THINK NOT

10. Tupperware: spagetti

11. Florida:death

12: Santa Claus:fake

13.Halloween: frank iero

14. Alice and Wonderland: OFF WITH HER HEAD

15. Grammar:who gives a shit

16: Myspace: no more

17. Clowns: kill me now

18. Marriage: not me

19. Paris: hilton...drunk

20. Brittney Spears: drunk

21. Redheads: ginger

22. Blonde: stupid...im part blonde

23. Pass the: peas plz

24. One night stands:id be dead

25. Donald Trump: WIG

26. Neverland:I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN FLY I CAN F-OH SHIT

27. Pixie: dust

28. Vanilla ice cream: marshmellows

29. Hooters:OWLS...u got a dirty mind

30. High school musical:FABULOUS...well....

31. Pajamas: skeleton

32. Woody:...Theres a snake in ma boot

33. Brenda:black girl from scary movies 1 2 3 4

34. Kids:from yesterday

35. Love: i'll always have it