FRIEND VS. BEST FRIEND (Put which one you are more likely to do, and a reson if you feel like it.)
[ ] FRIEND: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
[x] BEST FRIEND: Will go up and look at them for 5 minutes then gasp and say "your one of them?"
[ ]FRIEND: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." ! (But first I'll make him watch The Ring and The Ring 2)
[ ]FRIEND: Helps you up when you fall.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, stupid?" (I almost rip their arms out of their sockets 'cause I only use 1 hand)
[ ]FRIEND: Helps you find your prince.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. (I KNOW WHERE THE 'RENTS KEEP THE DUCT TAPE)
[x]FRIEND: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. (I still care...)
[ ]BEST FRIEND: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
[ ]FRIEND: Will offer you a soda.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Will dump theirs on you. (It's kinda funny)
[ ]FRIEND: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. (Okay, so at times I beat up my friends; it's a term of endearment)
[ ]FRIEND: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, RUN!" (Always.)
[ ]FRIEND: Will help you move.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Will help you move the bodies. (I know a place that sells kerosene, matches, and body bags. Nuff said)
[ ]FRIEND: Will bail you out of jail.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" (If you personally knew me, you'd get it)
[ ]FRIEND: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (You don't need all that food anyways.)
[ ]FRIEND: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandma, GRAMPS! (We all do this to each other.)
[ ]FRIEND: Would bail you out of jail.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! (Well, depends on the crime...)
[ ]FRIEND: Have never seen you cry.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. (Yep. Just laugh at ourselves.)
[x]FRIEND: Asks you to write down your number. (we forget easy.)
[ ]BEST FRIEND: Has you on speed dial.
[ ]FRIEND: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." (Or 'oops')
[ ]FRIEND: Only know a few things about you.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (One day she will die, along with all my secrets.)
[ ]FRIEND: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you (You don't wanna piss me off.)
[ ]FRIEND: Would knock on your front door.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." (More like sing it)
[ ]FRIEND: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Already know not to tell. (She's not that stupid)
[ ]FRIEND: Are only through high school/college.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Are for life. (We're like sisters. Especially since both of ours don't talk to us.)
[ ]FRIEND: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
[x]FRIEND: Will ask people if they've seen you recently. (Well, only if I don't know. I hardly ever not know.)
[ ]BEST FRIEND: Will scream "HEY WHORE" down the halls in school looking for you. (Well, if there wasn't so damn many teachers.)
[ ]FRIEND: Would read/ ignore this.
[x]BEST FRIEND: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend(s) act like.
