Milk.

My mom was drinking milk while her and I were watching an episode of X-Files. In this episode (Red Museum if you're wondering.) They inject cows with a type of bovine growth hormone to make them produce 10 times more milk.

Mom: "That's gross! I'm drinking a hormone here! It's true!"
Me: "How's it taste?"
Mom: "It's good with cookies..."

Maybe it's only funny to me because I was there, or maybe it's because it was 3:OOam.

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