"Things I Would Buy on Ebay if I Still Drank Heavily"

Here we have a 25 foot inflatable wizard. This beauty most definately took residence atop either a car dealership or a swinger's party. if I still drank heavily, i would have undoubtably hit the "Buy It Now" button without an after-thought. However, with some proper time to think, i would probably wind up buying this drunk or not.
Verdict: will purchase at a later date