Spoiler Alert

As much as I hate to be "that guy", I'm gonna complain about the upcoming GI Joe movie. This is apparently the movie version of Destro. For those of you who don't know anything about it, Destro is a batshit-insane terrorist who wears an iron mask and sells nuclear weapons. This guy looks the polar opposite of that. He looks like he's either gonna do my taxes or give me a homework assignment.