The Random blog full of Random things to do and say :)

I know I haven't posted a blog in a long time. So here's a bog, ol. I can't think of much to write about so this is going to be a very random blog....

Random Quotes:
**"Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it."
**"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. "
**"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you are anxious to meet people who do."
**" When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who were not smart enough to get out of jury duty."
**"Don't wait for you ship to come to you, swim out to it"

Random things to do on an elevator:
**Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
**While no one is talking Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".
**Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
**Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
**Meow occasionally.
**Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
**Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
**Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
**Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"
**Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"

Random things to do when your bored:
**Try to not think about penguins
**Pretend you're a robot
**Randomy strach yourself
**Try to swallow your tongue
**Pretend to be a car
**Make Star Trek door noises
**Invent a weird twitch
**Watch TV, repeat everything said in Italian accent
**Send spooky emails
**Burn things
**Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
**Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck

Random things to say to people you don't know:
**"Your sandals are untied"
**"I legally changed my name to Carlos"
**"Pepinillo is spanish for pickle"
**"Did you get that doorknob i sent you?"
**"What color is the sun on your planet?"
**"ELVIS IS ALIVE! WE JUST HAVEN'T FOUND HIM YET!...."
**"I've got crushed potato chips stuck in my belly-button."
**"Granddad always said his tree only had half a trunk"

Well I hope you enjyed my blog. And maybe you could even try out some of the things I listed. Lol
xoxo