This is AMAZING! The funniest joke I've read. Please read and comment!

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This is AMAZING! The funniest joke I've read. Please read and comment!

I had a joke, but then I forgot it. But then I remembered it! But then an alien abducted me and you, and stole the joke from my head. But then we escaped using only a letter-opener!! =D But sadly, not with the joke. =( But three years later area 51 approached me and said they had captured the same aliens. But that the aliens had traveled back in time and planted the joke in the head of a dinosaur! The aliens let us use their time machine and we traveled back to get the joke, only to realize that it was what killed all the dinosaurs. Oops. But fortuneately, we found the last surviving dinosaur and with his last breath he told me the joke. But as we were traveling back to our own time, I "accidentally" stuck my head out the window, and the joke was left swirling through the time vortex. Being a smart vortex, it quickly planted the joke in the person closest to me. You. But the government erased the joke, along with all of your memory of this adventure after we got back, so that you would not be able to tell the joke and possibly cause the extinction of the human race. But what they didn't know is that the time vortex got the timing a little wrong and planted the joke in the head of your great grandmother. So the joke has been passed down from generation, to generation until finally your father told it to you. But you still don't remember anyhting about what happened. So..........You got any good jokes? ;)

Thanks to one of my awesome friends!