THREE posts? Okay, wtf?

Soon I'm going to detonate a bomb which will only affect spammers. Spammers, I hate you so, so much. When every post on the feed except ONE is spam, that's a bad sign. Ah, nighttime, when the bats swoop overhead, the stars and moon shine, my awesome 10th anniversary MCR shirt glows, and crickets chirp. But also when predators hunt, monsters leave the closet and space underneath the bed, creepy crawlies wake up, criminals prowl the streets and, worst of all... the spammers come out.
~Explosive Sunlight