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Oh my goodness! I just murdered a snail!!!!!!!!!
So it's dark out here, and i walked outside for the first time all day, wearing my black creepers, and CRUNCH, i murdered a poor, innocent snail. What if he had a family!? Or he was engaged or something!? Or what if he had just defeated cancer or something!? All i know is that he's dead now and its all my fault. MEH! Well, anyway i hope he doesn't get smashed for a second time when he's snailin' around (What is is called when they move??) in the black parade, with a cute little snail shako....i wonder if there is a black parade meant specifically for snails? Or slugs........