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i woke up this morning at 2 am with my cat splayed out on my face. Then when i got out of bed to put on my kitty onesie, i stepped right onto a light bulb which is now impaled into my foot.In attempt to take the glass out of my foot, i ran into a wall in the dark on my way to the bathroom. I then stubbed my toe on the door and banged my funny bone into the counter. After that i tripped over the cat and landed on my face and stomach with my arms out. This all happened because i was too lazy this morning to reach my arm one foot away from my bed to switch on the light. Aren't i brilliant.
When my parents walked in after hearing all the commotion, i had managed to role over but when trying to get up i grabbed onto my cat tail and fell back down. i stayed there for about twenty minutes after. I looked just like the kitty in the picture, especially since i was wearing my cat onesie!