The following occurred in order from morning to night:
1. You get locked inside of your room (yes inside because your doorknob is broken and won't open anymore) so you have to jump out your window with a ladder on the other side to help you down.
2. You go babysitting and the little girl is sitting on a chair near the floor and falls face first onto the floor and cries like you set her on fire or something (don't blame her on that one)
3. You're sitting with your knees tucked in with a 2 month old resting on your thighs upright and his diaper leaks so you have poop all over your shirt (so you borrow your boss's shirt of course and it's convinient enough that the smiley face on you bra shows through cause you don't have a tank top but you can't give a damn cause its all you got)
4. You go to put away the buckets and shovels and other toys used to play in the sand and you pull one up with too much force cause it's stuck somewhere and you end up getting sand all over your face, almost in your eyes, and u your nose.
5. There's a party going on and since you're just the babysitter you don't get cake (this is cause the family's rich and snobby) so when your mom tells you she saved you a piece and you go to get it it's this HUGE piece and you eat it all thinking it's for you only to later be told you were supposed to share it with someone else....so you feel fat and ashamed and stupid.
6. You get home to 4 boxes of pizza and you've already eaten all that cake but you still have some pizza then some watermelon and now you feel like puking but your grandma needs help dying her hair cause she's going back to Brasil tomorrow and she's a kick ass granny who likes to travel radiating her awesomeness and non oldeness.
And that's how you know you had a great day! Oh and now that broken lock on your door has been removed so now you're doorknobless...isn't it fantastic?
