Why????Why why why why whyyyy homework???

I have a load of homework to do today but as you can see I'm an epic procrastinator but I really need to get going on but I felt like posting this first. So my homework due tomorrow is:
English- Write an essay about myself told from the point of view of my dog.
Algebra- Do 20 problems from the online textbook.
My homework due on Wednesday is:
Science- Read from textbook and do 3 worksheets
History- Do an entire poster with a shit load of information on the 13 colonies (my teacher called this a "mini" project....the only thing mini about it was the amount of time we had to do it!)
Spanish- Look up a Hispanic American that I would like to write an essay on
Financial Class thing (it was a mandatory class for freshman)- write an essay about what I did this summer and how much money I spent and earned etc...

So I'm packed with stuff to do and I seriously feel like crying from all the work I have to get done today and tomorrow! This whole high school thing is turning out to be a whole lot worse than they told us at Freshman Orientation it would be -_-

Hope you guys are well and better off on homework then me.
xo,
Amadine