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Near death experience(s):
I was like 7 or something and i was in this tree. I went to jump outta it and my necklace caught on a branch! I was hanging there... Choking! Luckly my cousin was there and my uncle was nearby to help me down before I died! XD there was another time when I fell off of some monkey bars flat on my back.. I couldn't move.. Scared the shit outta me! Oh and i almost drowned once :)

Most embarrassing moment(s):
I was talking to my friend about my cousin's crazy ex girlfriend. I wasn't being very nice. Well anyway when I got done talking all this shit about her my friend (who is a boy) says "um.. Yeah, I'm dating her now." I replied "Oh.. Well she is VERY pretty.. Now If you'll excuse me I'm going to go die in a hole now."

Funniest conversation(s):
Me: GENTLEMEN, READY THE HARPOONS!
My friend: Wait. What?
Me: KILL IT, KILLIT WITH FIRE
My friend: huh?
Me: KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS! EGGS I SAY!
My Friend: Okay I'm leaving
(walks away)