WHY CANT I FLY!?!?!?!??!

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WHY CANT I FLY!?!?!?!??!

I wish I were British. I am going to speak in British language! PREPARE YOURSELVES! Hmmm I've taken to calling my mum well mum. LMFAO she is always like >.> Not amused. My cat is satan......and a ninja bird! So I'm really happy I have a Dr. Pepper it's like happiness in a bottle! Anyways I had a my chemical romance dream. O.o it was like a vlog and I woke up laughing. How strange. Anyways I had KFC earlier and noticed my cup said KGC instead of KFC! I flipped out and I'm wondering if it was a manufacture mistake or something. Who knows? Not me. So anyone else going to the Anime Blues Con 2012!?! I am :D I walked into a gas station in my COMPLETE DEIDARA COSPLAY! I'm a nerd I know. So what is the meaning of life? Who knows not me. My house is haunted. I hear breathing when I'm trying to sleep. I need to clean my room. I'm making angel wings! I'm going to jump off my roof when I'm finished with them and try to fly! Ray says I shouldn't, but well I kinda wanna do it. Maybe I'll break a bone. Wow that was very.....morbid. Tosh.O is a FREAKING GREAT SHOW! Though it's kinda nasty. My grandmother saw my art portfolio and said I was a very morbid disturbed little child. I gave her THE DEATHSTARE and she had a heartattack....JUST KIDDING! She did not have a heart attack. If she would have then I would have.....THE POWER! So I think this is my longest post........nope I dont think it is. I DONT KNOW!!! Ahhhhh! I'm wearing a cape, a king's cape from Halloween. I wish Halloween was here :'( So anyways my cat bit my neck...SHES A VAMPIRE! AHHHHHH. Welp bye I'm going to go and cut up some shirts! Maybe I'll make a cat ear headband thingy. I CANT FIND FEATHERS FOR MY WINGS! So now it's kinda weird looking. I bought a hot glue gun. Well bye for real this time!

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