My Town

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My Town

If you read my blogs (which I doubt you do), you must've seen the blog about hating my school/ town for cutting field hockey... And I'm sure most of you, correct me if I am wrong, are perfectly okay with where they live... Well lets take a virtual tour of my town...
...A town where the fake mothers of young children actually have a special "EA" accent
... A town where people open cutsie little boutiques and bakeries on the side of Main Street because this town is so superficial
... A town where even the prettiest brunettes are outshined by even the trashiest blondes from our neiboring trash town with whom we share a school district with
... A town where every red head (like me) is kicked on "Kick a Ginger Day"
... A town where everyone knows all, not only because it's a small town, but add Facebook in the mix... Thats why I deactivated mine and I'm on here
... A town where people admit they're gay even when they're not
... A town where everyone wears short shorts.... No matter how much they're butt shows or what they're gender is... Yeah thats right
... A town where it's perfectly acceptable to hook up with your best friends boyfriend
... A town where not even Starbucks can make it