THERAPY! (Welcome To Rehab...) (New song by me)

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THERAPY! (Welcome To Rehab...) (New song by me)

WELL! this is the first song i've written to be sung! :)
i plan on making this my first song when i make a band! :)
so watchya think? (Feedback greatly appreciated!!! :D )
(Inspired by Im Not Okay and Teenagers)

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THERAPY! (Welcome To Rehab…)
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Knowing nothing will get better
I sent out all of our suicide letters
Down four large-fuckin’ scale blocks
So CHECK YOUR FUCKING MAIL BOX!!!

WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
We've got plenty of rare Prescriptions to fit your Description!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Here's some medication take your pick!!! Take your pick!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Thank you for sharin’!!! Every prick has his addiction!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
…CONGRATULATIONS- You're sick. YOU’RE SICK!!!

The nurses don't get paid enough to set up your own personal blood drive
But insurance requires that they operate whether you're dead or alive
And they'll amputate off each of your arms (They’re losing him, he’s losing limbs)
So you can't cause yourself any harm (“Stay with us” they scream, savin’ skin)

SO LET’S ALL THANK HIM FOR SHARING… Give him a big hand
He needs ‘em since he slit off his own off from the wrist-band
Apparently the new fashionable fascination
Is good ol’ SELF-IMPOSED AMPUTATIONS!!!

‘Cause everyone knows it’s so hard to be a teen! (Especially a teen wrapped in gauze)
We can’t imagine any of the things you’ve seen… (All the scenes you’ve caused)
Oh! And we don’t even understand your humor! (Oooooooooooooooooh)
To us… Sarcasm is as discovered as your tumor!!! (Oooooooooooh)

WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (Don’t let the bedbugs bite!)
We've got plenty of rare Prescriptions to fit your Description!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (Don’t let the bedbugs bite!!!)
Here's some medication take your pick!!! Take your pick!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (DON’T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!)
Thank you for sharin’!!! Every prick has his addiction!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (DON’T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!!!)
…CONGRATULATIONS- You're sick. YOU’RE SICK!!!

Welcome to therapy, now since it’s your first session
“How long have you got?!” will be your first question
Oh boohoo! We’re all just dying to be dead some day
So “Two years too live” gets the crying out of the way

Don't worry, you can share
Anything except strands of hair…
Cancer must make you miss all the stares
An ask if you're even there! [“You’re just being paranoid”]

WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
We've got plenty of rare Prescriptions to fit your Description!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Here's some medication take your pick!!! Take your pick!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Thank you for sharin’!!! Every prick has his addiction!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
…CONGRATULATIONS- You're sick. YOU’RE SICK!!!

Hang her out of anger but you've given charity so all’s well Good Christian
The trick is to blame it on what you see on television
Even with all my therapy I've never learned my lesson…
I just became... addicted... ADDICTED TO THESE SESSIONS!!!

WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
We've got plenty of rare Prescriptions to fit your Description!!! [“Give it a shot! Give it a shot!”]
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Here's some medication take your pick!!! Take your pick!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Thank you for sharin’!!! Every prick has his addiction!!!
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
…CONGRATULATIONS- You're sick. YOU’RE SICK!!! [“SO GIVE IT A SHOT!!!”]

Gimme’ a taste!!! JUST A TASTE!! Just a taste of my own medicine!
Don't let it go to waste- Go to waste- To waste on those bedridden
Gimme’ a dose, oh a dose, oh a dose, and one more in my I.V. too
I need to be Comatose, COMATOSE! Or just a ghost for my review.
“He was caught looking for free capsules
Ought to be booking a relapse mule…
Our rehab’s full an no longer therapeutic
Sorry dads, but they’re just TOO sick!”

WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
We've got plenty of rare Prescriptions to fit your Description!!! [“Give it a shot! Give it a shot!”]
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Here's some medication take your pick!!! Take your pick!!! [“Promise to quit tomorrow!”]
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
Thank you for sharin’!!! Every prick has his addiction!!! [“I promise it won’t hurt”]
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!!
…CONGRATULATIONS- You're sick. YOU’RE SICK!!! [“SO GIVE IT A SHOT!!!”]

Used needles, the dead beetles litter new trash bins, scratchin’ at Alice
But even with all of those waiting syringes hidden under this mattress
Forget about the lack of bouquets (I’ve got cuts reminding me)
Memories back of "THOSE DAYS" (And I'm well aware of my uselessness)
After they've shut off the light (BUT IF YOU PLAN ON FINDING ME-)
Don't let the bedbugs bite........ (I’m not goin' anywhere but through this Mess)
............. (Drugs led the bedbugs to my head!!! Drugs led the bedbugs to my head!!!)
DON'T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!

WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (Don’t let the bedbugs bite!)
We've got plenty of rare Prescriptions to fit your Description!!! [“Give it a shot! Give it a shot!”]
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (Don’t let the bedbugs bite!!!)
Here's some medication take your pick!!! Take your pick!!! [“Promise to quit tomorrow!”]
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (DON’T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!)
Thank you for sharin’!!! Every prick has his addiction!!! [“I promise it won’t hurt”]
WELCOME TO THERAPY!!! (DON’T LET THE BEDBUGS BITE!!!)
…CONGRATULATIONS- You're sick. YOU’RE SICK!!! [“SO GIVE IT A SHOT!!!”]