This song is about art. ... naw just kidding it's about the murder dubbed "The Black Dhalia" :D
Wathya Think?
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(Red Poses)
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[What would YOU kill for…]
Damn I tried an tried an tried
AND I DIED AND DIED INSIDE.
I'd break in, take ‘em to museums
But every average guy who'd see ‘em
Always said lookin’ back at my art
“They look dead, they lack any heart”
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (Just picking red poses…)
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (Just picking red poses…)
Kids…
Fact is, my abstract paintings would never get a bid
So I made an art project that no one ever, EVER did
To cut it in half- Abstract! Then make it beautiful again…
And not let ‘em be able to tell the front bit from the end
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (KEEP HOLDING THAT POSE!!!)
Here goes nothing-Where there was a nose. (Just picking red poses…)
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (KEEP HOLDING THAT POSE!!!)
Don’t go anywhere WITHOUT YOUR TOES!!! (Just picking red poses…)
Look at this heart work! It’s artwork! Artwork!!!
But in all honesty… Art work’s hard work… IT’S HARD WORK!!!
I figured for income I’d need another occupation
So became a beauty pageant agent, observed all but ovulation
And contestant number one was fun
But number three had a finder’s fee
Number four was a just whore
And contestant number five just wouldn’t stay alive
Oh, contestant number two wasn’t skipped
She was the one I picked.
You can't say that I didn't give a warning
I called her up an said "you'll be found dead next morning"
An you can't say that I never told you so
I told everyone my next work would be quite a show
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (Just picking red poses…)
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (Just picking red poses…)
Now class, let’s all take out our dullest dagger
'cause these are for the livers
Give her a few more moments with a bladder
We'll get that with Clippers!!!
To make her urinary tract abstract we first grab that brush
To clean up the blood from when the bones got crushed
We want her living but if you must, give it a second hit
Then just cut an paste the waist up an to the left a bit
Now she’s holding the pose
Without any problem
Just look for her toes
Yea… That got the job done
Hahahahaha! Cut! Ha! Cut! Ha! Cut! Ha! Cut!
Separate the thighs from the butt!
Cut! Ha! Cut! Ha! Cut! Ha! Cut!!!
IT’S ABSTRACT ART AT ITS ROOTS- And guts.
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (KEEP HOLDING THAT POSE!!!)
Here goes nothing-Where there was a nose. (Just picking red poses…)
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (KEEP HOLDING THAT POSE!!!)
Don’t go anywhere WITHOUT YOUR TOES!!! (Just picking red poses…)
Now just wait till the ink is all done draining
Then start defacing the art when the Skins dried
And just so they can’t think of complaining
make sure you’ve placed the heart gently inside
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (Just picking red poses…)
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (Just picking red poses…)
Beauty pageant bunny don’t be shy before the end
It’s just stage fright you won’t die… Over again
You must overcome your fear
Honey, this was how you ended up here
And look at you…
You’re beautiful.
[My Black Dahlia]
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (KEEP HOLDING THAT POSE!!!)
Here goes nothing-Where there was a nose. (Just picking red poses…)
HOLD THAT POSE!!! HOLD THAT POSE!!! (KEEP HOLDING THAT POSE!!!)
Don’t go anywhere WITHOUT YOUR TOES!!! (Just picking red poses…)
I'm living a strange dream, the public loved it an I'm a celebrity in her town
I love the fame, label of insane, and all the voices in my funny brain
But maybe I've gone too mainstream, maybe I should go back underground
So relax… With my next work… YOU WON’T EVEN FIND REMAINS!!!
