Another song from Puking Up The Paranoia
This one's all about paranoia
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The Germs!
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[They’re…]
Spray! That’s it! Spray all around! (EVERYWHERE!)
Gases to gases we all fall down!!! (THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!)
Not one surface is safe to touch! (EVERYWHERE!)
Learn to limp without the crutch. (THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!)
[On the floor…]
Yea, sticks an stones may break my bones-
ACCIDENTS CAN MAKE ME COMATOSE!
But of ALL THE SLEEP HAZARDS AT HOME…
These germs keep me awake the most.
[Mother always said I was sick… Sick… Sickening her friends…]
Today I came to terms
With the fact that the only way to kill the germs
Is to sterilize the world
To vaporize… ALL THE SWEET LIL’ BOYS AND GIRLS
IT’S FOR A GOOD CAUSE! I swear it’s for a good cause!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR GERMS COULD CAUSE?!
The germs are EVERYWHERE! EVEN IN THEIR JAWS!
And those animals don’t even wash their paws…
[They’re plotting…]
IN YOUR TOOTHBRUSH AND TOYS! The bottles your boys spin
I’d swallow BUG KILLER… Some PILLS, or POISON!
-Can’t ever get cut ‘cause they spread inside skin-
BUT YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHERE THE PESTICIDE’S BEEN!!!
Spray! That’s it! Spray all around! (GROSS! GROSS!)
Gases to gases we all fall down!!! (I’D RATHER OVERDOSE! DOSE!)
Not one surface is safe to touch! (THAN TOUCH ONE OF THOSE! THOSE!)
Learn to limp without the crutch. (GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS!)
…I hate hospitals… HATE HOSPITALS!!!
Me stay there?! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE…
The Doctors are all fuckin’ mean!!! Sayin’ that I’M making a scene?
While they take an “X-rated” screen of me stuck inside a machine!
[On the rug…]
Spray! That’s it! Spray all around! (EVERYWHERE!)
Gases to gases we all fall down!!! (THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!)
Not one surface is safe to touch! (EVERYWHERE!)
Learn to limp without the crutch. (THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!)
[On the bed…]
I love to "relax!" I love to "just sleep!"
Which is difficult covered in creepy crawlies
injections won't infect these insects hidden in the sheets
Good riddance all I wanted was to REST! in peace.
[Mother always said a urinary-tract-INFECTION would be my end…]
[As if I was already dead]
The flies seem to follow me, hoping I don't burn
Groping me with their eyes while waiting for their turn
Dilated with anticipation ready to spread germs
And refill my hollow crib until it's swallowed by their worms
[On the gun…]
Yea kid, sticks and stones may break my funny bones…
AND IN ANY ACCIDENT I CAN BE RENDERED COMATOSE
But what’s much worse than those whether in a hearse or home…
When I try to sleep THE BEDBUGS KEEP ON CRAWLIN’ UP MY NOSE
[For a second I think about how I need ‘em… You know… To get my daily dose…]
Spray! That’s it! Spray all around! (GROSS! GROSS!)
Gases to gases we all fall down!!! (I’D RATHER OVERDOSE! DOSE!)
Not one surface is safe to touch! (THAN TOUCH ONE OF THOSE! THOSE!)
Learn to limp without the crutch. (GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS! GROSS!)
[I’ve had an accident and everyone’s invited.]
“Welcome! Welcome… That’s the extra oxygen mask! It complements the gown!!!”
……I just despise when my “CLOSE-FRIENDS” come in from the town…
With their “get-well-soon.” or “Smile!” balloons all pumped an pumped germ-full…
But by noon the nurse has made the room SPOTLESS, SAFE AND SOUND!!!
For the trouble and the stubble… I guess COMAS HAVE THEIR UPS AN DOWNS…
‘Cause they can’t really ask if I’m comfortable. “I’M COMFORTABLE!” So comfortable…
[Yes! They sterilize my breathing tubes!!!] (NO MORE GERMS!)
[All for eating… AND BLEEDING TOO!!!] (‘Till I fill an urn…)
NO MORE GERMS!!! NO MORE GERMS!!! NONE!!! Until I fill an urn…
Thanks to the Nurses, you whores-
I am jousting NO MORE GERMS!!!
ONE FREE RIDE ON A GURNEY… An I’d journey to Wards-…
HOUSING NO MORE GERMS!!!
NO MORE GERMS!!!…
No more germs… (…No… More… Germs…)
[For a second I forget about the growing pain in my bladder an I think about how clean the catheter is…
