This song is all about revenge.
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F.U.N.E.R.A.L. (Who Brought The Balloons)
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One guy almost died some stupid way? (The ambulance is on its way)
Made a mess of the scene! Press play. (I hear It-s your funeral today)
One guy almost died some stupid way? (The ambulance is on its way)
Enter the ambulance! Enjoy your stay! (I hear It-s your funeral today)
We’re… Opened up and on display… Since…
…We… Spilled our guts and dug our grave.
An… All that the doctors could save…………
Were… Some organs for the other patients!
…Tease me… Tease me… Please…
It’s your funeral, you dig these graves…That-
…Please me… Please me… Tease.
………It’s your funeral………To misbehave at…
…Was… I wrong?…
To want to go on…
…Was… I wrong?…
To want to go on…
Left for dead with a feeling of Déjà vu
Then comes all the love right on cue
To keep me alive just long enough
To call their bluff… To call their bluff…
…Was I wrong…
To want to go on… To want to…
…Well… when I’m long gone…
…I’ll still haunt you… I’ll still haunt you…
TEASE ME! TEASE ME! PLEASE!…
It’s your funeral, you dig these graves…That-
PLEASE ME! PLEASE ME! Tease…
…IT’S YOUR FUNERAL!!!…To misbehave at!
…Was… I wrong?…
To want to go on…
…Was… I wrong?…
To want to go on…
Left for dead with a feeling of Déjà vu
Then comes all the love right on cue
To keep me alive just long enough
To call their bluff… To call their bluff…
……………WAS I WRONG?!…
TO WANT TO GO ON!!! To want to-…
Well…When I’m long gone-
…I’LL HAUNT YOU!!! I’LL HAUNT YOU.
TEASE ME! TEASE ME! PLEASE!… (Rest in peace-)
It’s your funeral, you dig these graves…That- (Rest in peace-)
PLEASE ME! PLEASE ME! Tease… (Rest in peace-)
………IT’S YOUR FUNERAL…To misbehave at! (Rest in peace-)
Call the bluff buddy an… Then say you never knew it…
HERE WE GO!!!… WE’RE GONNA DO IT!!!
We’re gonna jump-JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
In your puddle of blood! IN YOUR PUDDLE OF BLOOD!
Just everyone you’ll ever meet
No matter the compliments they say
They’ll inch away… WE WON’T STEP AWAY
When your puddle of blood… Touches our feet
……….SPLASH!!! SPLASH!!! SPLASH!!!
Waiting for the ambulance to crash…
TEASE ME! TEASE ME! PLEASE!… (REST IN PEACE-)
It’s your funeral, you dig these graves…That- (Rest in peace kids)
PLEASE ME! PLEASE ME! Tease… (REST IN PEACE-)
………IT’S YOUR FUNERAL…To misbehave at! (REST IN PIECES!!!)
…THE AMBULANCE! IS ON ITS WAY!!!
I HEAR IT-S YOUR FUNERAL TODAY!!!
TEASE ME! TEASE ME! PLEASE!… (REST IN PEACE-)
It’s your funeral, you dig these graves…That- (Rest in peace kids)
PLEASE ME! PLEASE ME! Tease… (REST IN PEACE-)
………IT’S YOUR FUNERAL…To misbehave at! (REST IN PIECES!!!)
…SO-… SAVE-… THOSE-… Insults for your sermon
You can tell them to the germs when
…IT’S YOUR FUNERAL’S DEBUT…
ALL THE “GET BETTER SOON” BALLOONS CAN’T SAVE YOU!!!
[You’re as good as dead… And no one’s grievin’… It’s rumored that you never even left the womb.]
…I hear there’s been an accident…
The Ambulance… is on its way…
…I hear it-s your funeral today…
And everyone’s invited.
