Born(ed) Alive
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Side Effects include “Nice” Dreams…
Happiness may seem so far away…
Just grab a bowl of Ice-Cream!!!
Welcome to life!!! Enjoy your stay!!!
Ms. Body bag had an Easter egg in it (surprise)
Mother gave birth in the casket (deep inside a grave, oh joy…)
Nobody knew she was pregnant (ew, my eyes)
Just too bad no one would ask it (congratulations, it’s a boy!!!)
As you enter this world
The Delivery Doctors say
If it’s “A baby boy” or “A baby girl”
“Now go away” or “Enjoy your stay”
An are you near my skull
Look deep into my eyes…
Can’t you hear my pulse
IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!
By the curb waiting for a siren
‘Cause could really use a laugh
“Operated on the Siamese Twin
…But we could only save a half”
“So sorry about your mother”
“Even if you never loved her”
“But you finally got a brother”
From one suicide to another
Side Effects include Bad Dreams…
Happiness may seem so far away…
Monday in a bowl now add cream!!!
Welcome to life!!! Enjoy your stay!!!
Death’s the new way to conform
Yes, I’ve been warned
But I was born to stay alive
I was not born to die
Been waiting on life for hours
I’m here buffering the game
Still stuck in this tower
Just suffering to stay
Life’s saying “Hope you enjoyed your stay”
Wrists in hand and guts all set to go
Just wait a second, this seems a bit cliché
Just wait, don’t join the status quo
An are you near my skull
Look into my eyes…
Can’t you hear my pulse
I’M STILL ALIVE!!!
Nobody can shove my back in there
If I’m dead put me in the electric chair
Now just give me those two defibrillators
I’ll either live or make two big bloody craters
You give me a cause to cut
An I’ll give you reason to live
Look at a corpse, eyes sown shut
The Bleeders have one more motive
Side Effects include “Ice” Dreams…
Happiness may seem so far away…
Just grab a bowl of Nice-Cream!!!
Welcome to life!!! Enjoy your stay!!!
Hoping I drop dead before you care… GO AHEAD!!! STOP AN STARE!!!
I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!! Please just get me off this damn chair…
BUT I DON’T NEED YOUR C.P.R!!! Being reborn can't be too hard…
And as quick as I bought that knife… I’M BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE!!!
They all say I should’ve died by now…
Don’t even wanna stay alive, My God!!!
Been borned alive but inside out!!!
But if I’ve survived against all odds………
An are you near my skull
Look into my eyes…
Can’t you hear my pulse
I’M STILL ALIVE!!!
Side Effects may include Dreams…
Happiness may seem so far away…
Just grab a bowl of Ice-Cream!!!
Welcome to life!!! Enjoy your stay!!!
