BLANK’s A Bitch
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NEW!! Depressed-Barbie!! (“Dressed in sleeves stained with…juice…”)
Call now while there’s no waiting list (“Even bruises for you to abuse!!”)
Comes with pre-slit wrists (“Plus free accessory: gloves, glasses, an a noose”)
To Activate: Just Love It Hardly!! (“An Emo for you to use, use, an then reuse!!”)
(“ORDER NOW OR YOU’LL MISS OUT”)
(“CUTS ARE WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT!!”)
Adolescent Black Magic works much better with a Guillotine
Need a massacre? JUST GET A SCHOOL STUFFED FULL OF TEENS!!
Put a kid in the middle and he’ll go crazy
“DID HE REALLY PLANT ALL THOSE DAISIES?!”
Gave all I could at the blood drive
But right now I need to be saved
They’ve already dug my grave…
But Dear Diary, I’m still alive!!!
Old time teens on screen on movie night
Staining the floor in black and white
Half empty buckets stuffed with popcorn
Warning: hot teen torture porn-shop
A Suicide LIVE on channel five news…
First broadcast that keeps the teens amused!!!
Coming up next is Funny Animal Abuse
After a word from our sponsor, 1-800-NOOSE
Sincerely, This is All Reversed
Tonight’s my funerals premiere
They’ve started to rehearse…
But dear diary, I’m still here!!!
Teens are all just cannibals
“Today we’re serving LOSER!!!” (Please don’t make a mess!!!)
Online Night Classes teach us to scribble
While Suicide-Online-Site’s preserving users… (At least doing their best…)
Lets change our age from One to Ten, SO WE CAN ALL JUST BE FRIENDS…
And forward from ten to twenty, SINCE STRESS FROM SKIPPING IS PLENTY…
Now Twenty to One-Hundred, ‘CAUSE WHO WANTS TO BE A DUMB KID!!!
So we can all be dead already!!! OH, US TEENAGERS ARE JUST SO DEADLY!!!
High School Musical left out the bathroom scene (“Well there was a lot of… flood…”)
All the teens were beautiful and no one was mean (High paid Janitors as a result)
“Sorry, the suicide cult is full” (High School’s just one big fat fucking suicide cult) TOO COOL FOR A FUNERAL!!! (The grass is greener…when it’s not covered in blood)
Stuck in class being bored to death…
With a School Survey full of mistakes…
Glancing at the door with one last question left….
Number 94: Are you still Awake??… STAY AWAKE!!!
Stuck on an I.V. nearly bored to death…
With the Hospital Survey full of mistakes…
Doctor, how much time do I have left??…
How many pills did you take? STAY AWAKE!!!
“BLANK’s A Bitch!” now fill in the space
Ugly on the inside, but skin’s just a taste
What a waste of a pretty face
Her kiss was makeup laced…
Picture perfect rumors
Tumors building inside
Far from suicidal humor
Sarcastic “Oh she died…”
“Suicides” across the gym…
Hundreds dead on the floor…
Sorry for your loss…or maybe a win??
Anyways, wanna come poke a corpse?!
Gave all I could at the blood drive
But right now I need to be saved
They’ve already dug my grave…
But Dear Diary, I’m still alive!!!
Nobody knows you’re alive, skintight disguise
Dying at the blood drive just to get recognized
Marking yourself down on the mortician’s list
Merely so the people here will know you exist
Depressed to the point of Hypothermia (IN A FULL AMPUTEE SPA)
Chilled even if it’s hot as hell… (FEEL COLD, SO COLD, SO COLD…)
Three feet thick clothes cover a Hernia (PULLING A HELENA)
Dressed to kill…To kill myself! (“JUST DIE LIKE YOU’RE TOLD!!!”)
Sincerely, This is All Reversed
Tonight’s my funerals premiere
They’ve started to rehearse…
But dear diary, I’m still here!!!
