The Adventures Of Emo Kid (And His Trusty Sidekick Grandpa Meh)
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CODE BLACK- bully tolerance at zero. (Na Na-Na Na-Na Na)
All happy faces, but one unlikely hero
Saw the helpless children getting iller… (Na Na-Na Na-Na NA)
“Laughter ain’t the cure, it’s the killer!!!”
It’s The Adventures Of Emo Kid!!!
Just rich, whiny an prone to cry!!! (Na Na-NA NA-Na Na)
Do you know what you just did…
Why don’t you lay in bed to die… (Na Na-NA NA-Na Na)
Have you heard! He’s insane! Who’s FEARless?…no.
Scared of blood and frightened by thunder…
He’s the asylum’s MISSING superhero-
It’s Emo Kid the reject wonder!!!
With Trusty Sidekick… GRANDPA MEH!!!
Full of useful tips- Ssh! here’s one now!…“Meh.”
Always sick and nearly dead…
But he’s a KILLER! -All day! -In bed.
Force-feeding him the Defibrillator (Head full of combined meds)
Marked: DECEASED on his hospital files
“HE CAN REST IN PEACE LATER!!! (HE ALREADY SIGNED, DEAD)
Keep him alive as long as he still smiles”
It’s The Adventures Of Emo Kid!!!
Just rich, whiny an prone to cry!!! (Na Na-NA NA-Na Na)
Do you know what you just did…
Do you really think you can fly… (Na Na-NA NA-Na Na)
Knocking on the Acting-Lessons- I mean SHRINK’S door…
“WANNA OPEN ME UP?-
BETTER BRING A CUP…
‘Cause I ain’t SPILLING MY GUTS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!”
“I know I’ve got loose screws…”
“I’m either INSANE or BRAIN-DEAD!!!”
“But I can’t be both so choose…”
“It’s all in my head-ALL IN MY HEAD!!!”
Here, in his own world, he is the hero!!!
While in reality, all Hope has reached Zero… (NA NA-NA NA-NA NA!!!)
Children’s fiction always ends happily ever after.
Until he jumps off the building, killing their laughter… (Na Na-Na Na-Na-…)
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It’s The Adventures Of Emo Kid!!!
Just rich, whiny an prone to cry!!! (Na Na-NA NA-Na Na)
Do you know what you just did…
Why don’t you lay in bed an die… (Na Na-NA NA-Na Na)
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