It Twitched

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It Twitched

This one's perhaps not for younger readers :D

'It Twitched' comes from something me and my friends were doing today. We were hiding in the senior fiction section of the library, and started a game I like to think of as 'find the sex'. You pick up a book and look for the sex scenes in it.

Since I have read Fingersmith, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (and some of the sequel) and some of The Queen's Fool, I have an advantage. Fingersmith contains some random lesbianism, as do the Stieg Larsson books, or what I have read of them (which I don't mind, I'm well aware that lesbians have sex, I just . . . I'm not interested in hearing about ladies' bodies, y'know?). The Queen's Fool contains some quite intense almost-sex.
Then Ro found one called 'Rich And Mad'. There's a bit where they're having some almost-sex, and the guy's like, 'oh, it twitched'. 'does it do that?'. Which was odd. I spent most of Physics discussing how that would be possible with Ry and P, since they'd probably know about this stuff better than I do.
We've also decided that M is quite clearly gay - there's no specific reason, he just sets everyone's gaydar off - and I am his beard. P has also told me I need to have a serious conversation with M about sex, because his birthday's coming up. Me? A serious conversation? About sex? The most serious it's going to get is when I ask if he actually finds me sexually attractive. He hasn't even kissed me yet, so a sudden transition from hugging to all-out doing the wild thing within the next twelve days is too much, even for me. Especially since I actually freeze up when people try to do stuff to me, even though mentally I'm a disgusting pervert.
Which may be evident to most people who ask me what I'd do if I was a boy for the day (go for a wee, try - and probably fail - to jerk off, do windmills, try and make it twitch). But I thought all that was normal - what else would there be to do? Ry and P did suggest arm wrestling, but we did that and I beat Ry, nearly beat P.
So there you go.
Bobberson x