Screw you, michael myers!

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Screw you, michael myers!

I've just watched Halloween 5. And now I really need to pee. You probably didn't need to know that, but I'm telling you anyway. I'm too scared to go down the stairs to the bathroom. And everyone else is asleep, so I can't ask anyone to stand outside the door and fend off a psycho serial killer while I pee. I knew I shouldn't have watched it alone. I'm a total shit-bag with horror films. I can't even watch the Gremlins either. It freaks me right out. And I don't really wanna have to piss the bed. So........ I'll just have to suck it up, I guess? I'll just have to run down to the bathroom quickly (turning on every light as I go) and then run back up the stairs and hide under the covers (with my bedroom light on). Yeah, that's what I'll do. I'll even take my LOTR book with me. Its massive cause its all three of the books in one. And its a heavy bastard. It could knock someone into next week! Okay... wish me luck. And pray that Michael Myers doesn't get me before I get to the bathroom, will you? Thanks.

So long and Goodnight,
~Insane Peridot xoxo