Matt's Birthday

Since Hausman's birthday is in two weeks and his party's gonna be in my house, I'm pretty much planning it. So I thought to myself, what does Matt love besides video games and Wes Anderson? Easy; pretzels, waffles, and Dr. Pepper. So that's exactly what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna get cans of Dr. Pepper and bags of pretzels, and I'm gonna make him a cake of homemade waffles. That shit's gonna be tight.