Keep Calm And Lie To Your Mom

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Keep Calm And Lie To Your Mom

"If your room isn't clean by Saturday, you're not participating in Nathan's party" < One of my mom's pathetic attempts to punish me. About two minutes earlier, she sent my brother out to get ice cream so that they could rub it in my face that they got rewarded for cleaning the garage; never mind the two gallons in the freezer, which I have full access to. Anyway, I don't even want to go to the party. Half the people that will be there don't like me, and I'm avoiding the other half. So, I do this:
*flaps jaw in mocking way*
"What was that?"
Huh? *looks at little brother*
"What did you just do with your mouth?"
Oh, this watermelon makes your mouth taste weird, and I was anticipating it. Seriously, try it.
"...You're right, it does."
OFF THE HOOK!