DUMB SHIT.

Fuddface2222's picture

DUMB SHIT.

Why did Tiffany dump you? < notice what this starts out with
"I don't have a job."
Dude, just ask your rich ass parents if you can work off $30 somehow, and get a license. And it's not like nobody hates cabbing you all over- we would pull together dough just to get rid of you. Get a license, and fill out some fucking applications to burger joints. No job experience? Volunteer someplace and get references. No car? We live near a major city; take the bus, the metro, fucking car pool, even. Save up and rent a shitty ass dump of an apartment and have the freedom of telling girls that you don't live with your mom and dad.
"It's more complicated than that. If it were that simple, we'd still be together."
I'm more focused on the fact that you live with you parents, and that your Pokemon themed room has clouds on the walls.

This goes into a two hour rant of how the government neglected to tell him about the suspension on his license for four months, in which time he managed to conjure two speeding tickets. Yet, he indirectly refuses to tell me what the suspension was for and why it matters so fucking much. Maybe if he didn't drive like an asshole on the highway, he'd actually still have A GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS TWO JOBS, A CAR, AND AN APARTMENT. Instead, he tells me to fuck off, though he just gave me a two-day lecture about my friends.
Suck it, Hausman.