Bitch, You Are Literally Too Dumb To Insult

I came home one day last year, and my parents asked me how school was going.
It's going great! Today at lunch, blah, blah, blah, Christian, Mathew, Gage, and then Travis!
"Aren't you friends with any girls...?"
Well, yeah. There's Shekinah...
"I just don't think it's healthy for you to only hang around boys." <- In dad lingo, that means I basically got called a slut.

The reason I don't actually hang around girls is because I always feel like I have to dumb myself down and act fake. I've always been different, so girls call me weird and put me down.