"Win one for the Gipper"

Dear Killjoys,
I write to you with tears, I have bad news. The Evil MTV execs are at it again! This time, they have cast us into the arena to do battle against the Horde of seething maggots that calls itself "Echalon" http://fans-mtv.blogspot.com/p/fan-army-battle.html

Clad in black leather vestements, and covered in their own sweat and saliva, they thirst for the blood of innocent Killjoys, thrown into the saw-dust by an MTV hireling, in leather halter and the Iron Collar of MTV, he cracks his whip, the torches flicker.

Meanwhile, still in the cage, held in by more Iron Collar guards, the Beliebers, Para-whores, BVBarmy, the Barbiez and Aliens await most eagerly the out-come, when they will all rip the Victor limb-from-limb. Covered in blood, they shout for our dis-memberment!

Much gold and ivory is bet by the audience as to who draws first blood! The gun goes off!

Meanwhile, the Evil Overlord of MTV roars with evil laughter in his glass fronted office!

"Think not that I am come to bring Peace on Earth: I came not to bring Peace, but a $word." ~Mathew 10:34