Fact News, story, “Dangerous Killjoys” [Part III]

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Fact News, story, “Dangerous Killjoys” [Part III]

Fact News: Attention! You are viewing Fact News, where we only tell the truth! Only facts here because here at Fact News, we are the Only News! We are talking with Better Living Industries® CEO Dr. Helmut Korse.
KORSE: Not at all, S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W is designed by me to bring vulnerable children in to those BL/ind® ‘s Facilities, located in all the Zones, to, you know?
Fix them.
Now our “Perfection” ®, Treatment is not in and of itself, perfect. Hence all the deaths, they were regrettable, yet necessary Exterminations, in those 22% of cases where“Perfection” ®, failed. Hence, the need for S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W is mandated!
Ben Gleck: Hold on, didn’t the “Perfection” program result in the Fabulous Killjoys in the first place? The fact is, (Matter of Public Record folks!) the band was founded by your “Perfection” ® program’s first graduate, none other than the “Kobra Kid” ® brother to “Party Poison”® !!
I’m sorry Dr. Korse, I truly am, but it is my job to ask those tough questions, to get to the Truth of the matter. I have a right to my opinion!

Fact News: Excuse the interruption but I have to tell people, you are viewing Fact News, where we only tell the truth! Only facts here because here at Fact News, we are the Only News!
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Fact News: We have been talking to our Consultant, Ben Gleck, who has a right to his opinion, but he’s wrong! Here at Fact News we report only the News and have no bias, anyone who does not agree that BL/ind® ‘s gift of “Perfection” ®, is not the Greatest GIFT TO HUMANITY ever, is wrong!
It’s a Fact, and they’re probably a Killjoy at that!

KORSE: It is the truth that, S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W is the best Extermination which money can buy ;)

in fact, the young man who became known by the identity of “Kobra Kid” ® the Killjoys’ base player volunteered for the Treatment program, he was making friends, doing well in school, quite a happy young man, the fatal error we naively made back then, we let him voluntarily leave the Treatment. He was almost Perfect®, but then he dated a Hindu girl and became obsessed with the Hindu God, Shiva.

But then he became obsessed with “Murder Magazine” and snuff video! You see what I mean? S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W is simply the best agent of Extermination of our failures,

In the Future, Perfection will be “Perfect”®, the Future is Bulletproof! [Keep Running, Killjoys!!]