Dearest Killjoys,
The Evil MTV execs are at it again!
The story continued. “Having barely survived the last Battle, we Killjoys face the most fearsome enemy yet, held captive in the arena, the Evil MTV execs have seen fit to put Killjoys up against Aliens, in their tournament of blood
The Aliens Queen’s mandibles quiver in anticipation. They don’t have lips as such, no room with all the mandibles, their faces are mostly compound eyes. These monstrosities are usually clad in black leather vestements, and covered in their own Battle trophies, noses, ear lobes, lips, all dried and attached to their jackets with metal hooks, their many eyes shine. they thirst for the blood of innocent Killjoys, thrown into the saw-dust by an MTV hireling, in leather halter and the Iron Collar of MTV, he cracks his whip, the torches flicker. The MTV lackeys laugh fiendishly as the Alien Horde is unleashed into the arena!
Meanwhile, still in the cage, held in by more Iron Collar guards, the Idiots, they can’t help us now! The Idiots who nurtured us Killjoys, when we were young and helpless, they were the only ones who took us in, and yet, in this Tournament of Blood, we Killjoys may have to Exterminate the Idiots, just to survive! The Alien Queen speaks, “Shurrrender Noww”! That is all she says.
The soon-to-be Killjoy victims, shivering, the naked stripped and like skeletons against the remorseless glares of the Aliens multiple eyes. Is this really The End?" Update: Sat 11/19. 5:41pm. Mtn. Killjoys 50.24 Aliens 49.76 (The Aliens are Gaining) http://fans-mtv.blogspot.com/p/fan-army-battle.html
Today we were winning easily, I hope it stays that way!