A Little Bit Of False Hope

When I woke up this morning, I checked my phone as usual and saw this:

"Thanks for being a member of the My Chemical Romance email list! We're offering subscribers a chance to win a Sold-Out CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS Box Set .
All you have to do is enter in your information for a chance to win."

How fantastic is that! Of course I entered immediately.
But after I entered I went to check out "Rules of Contest" and found this.

"THIS CONTEST IS OFFERED ONLY TO LEGAL RESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES (EXCLUDING PUERTO RICO) WHO ARE LOCATED IN THE UNITED STATES (EXCLUDING PUERTO RICO) AND HAVE REACHED THE AGE OF MAJORITY IN THEIR STATE OF RESIDENCE AT THE TIME OF ENTRY."

Well...dammit.
No CONVENTIONAL WEAPONS for me!
Thank you for only telling me that (shattering my hopes and dreams) after you thanked me for entering the contest.

If you would excuse me, I'll be busy weeping into my pillow.

-Death Dart