The Worst Mobile Ever (Please dont die on me now battery.....)

I think i personally own the most crappest Mobile ever.
It is Gay.
It is Retarded.
It is Anti-Social.
It is HARRIETS MOBILEE!!!!
I hate it.
Recently it has decided it would be fun to not recieve my texts on time. Urghhh these phones must sense when its important.
But, oh no!!! Suddenly my phone has decided to recevive texts!!! So my phone just sits constantly vibrating on the table or the sofa because its recieved all the messges people sent. Then it doesnt want to send them.
I admit, some of this is partly because of the signal. But it even has signal most the time.
I think its coz earlier i was skipping to Narnia with my friends and it fell out my pocket.
To normal people that translates as "I was skipping with several other hyper teenagers (or horny teenagers if your in Jon-Land) down an alley way to this place under a bridge that we called Narnia last weekend and which we wrote out names and Narnia on the wall with Sharpie Marker,"
My phones being gay again now. My status got two likes on Facebook, so crappy mobile phones stressing a teenage girl out are popular xD
Harriet regrets texting loads of people. My phone is going off every few seconds now arghhhh go back to being a retarded Anti-Social mobile phone already!!!! << Facebook Status.
Much love for my mobile phone that has also got a rubbish battery. I charged it last night, and now cant charge it downstairs since i may have broke the multi plug thing by putting a laptop and a hair dryer in it. A spark lit up inside and it made weird clicking nosies. Instant call to mum.
"MUM THE PLUGS GONNA BLOW UP!!!!"
I should have said that, caused a bit of panic, get my hair dryed quicker xD
"Look, we're all a bunch of horny teenagers, lets just have some meaningless sex" << Or something along the lines of that was one of the random quotes from Mr Jon Hardaker walking back from Narnia.
I may have a slight crush on him. Slight. Slightly in love with him??
Moving on quickly. Hopefully quick enough that you forget i ever said that and it never reaches Mr Jon Hardaker who ive hopefully just about managed to convince that i like him as a friend.
I dont believe this. My phone is still being gay. I keep having to turn it on and off urghhh.
Whoaaaa you seen what Lady Gaga wore at the Brits?? Correction, what she wore on her head?!
Anyways.
Sorry for any boringness caused lol.
Peace Love and Oreo Krushems
=) xxxx