Fail Blog!

This post is not a fail, it's a theme. As in, this is how I failed today. Well, today.....
~ I stood up from a chair and immediately fell over
~ When doing long jump I forgot to jump
~ I opened a door into myself
~ 5 lads walked by, shouted something to me, I flipped them off then my friend told me they were telling us we were late for class
~ Gestured with my phone in my hand and it slipped out and flew across my bedroom
~ Just now, stood up and tripped over my headphone wire
~ Bent over with my ipod in my pocket and it fell out and pulled my earphones out with it

Can't remember if there are any more. Please, enjoy laughing at my misfortune, I do! And if you want this to be regular, please comment. 3 comments and I'll post my fails as often as possible. And, trust me, these are ALL 100% real.