She has no idea

Today I was walking outside with my best friend and she was telling me about her schoolmate. She was like “He was in a relationship with Jacky, she’s maybe a bit extreme but very talented and nice but now he’s with this little talentless, good-for-nothing, depressed Miss I-love-to-complain.”
Me: “Oh, then she’s just like me, haha.”
She: “But you’re not depressed.”
Me: “Oh well, yeah right, sure…”