Trying to be Clever

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Trying to be Clever

Hey There ! so my English class read Macbeth and now we have to write out own spell about anything. i was originally going to do something MCR related, but i was like no, i'm going to write a spell to get a 100 on this spell. i know its bad but here is what i wrote:

Spell to Get a 100 on This Paper
Jump around the cauldron with pencils in the hands.
They are the first to go followed by the pens.
Paper with a special format will add some extra points.
Just a few more ingredients and this paper will be the best.

Stanzas with lines and words that rhyme.
There is no need to waste anymore time!

Boiling brains and a pinch of ink.
Throw in some hands as tired as a teenager.
Coins are added because time is money.
And that perfect paper is within reach.

Stanzas with lines and words that rhyme.
There is no need to waste anymore time!

Mix in some madness and hair pulled out.
Stir in some sadness with some terrible tears.
Boil together and pour over some paper.
Beds are rejoicing for it is time for sleep.

Stanzas with lines and words that rhyme.
There is no need to waste anymore time!