What happened today

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What happened today

Sr. Mike: Where's your ID?
Me: My dog ate it.
Sr. Mike: Your DOG?!
Me: Yah. But it's okay, he'll regurgitate it.
Sr. Mike: He'll regurgitate it?! (laughing a bit)
Me: Yah. I trained him.
Sr. Mike: (laughs for a minute) go to your classroom now, Jonina :)

Me: *and that's how you get off the hook* ^^

~Corpse