Someone take this fucking cat!

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Someone take this fucking cat!

posted by C.J_Comics on Nov 4, 2009 11:32pm

Oh my fucking god. I'm going to kill this little piece of shit. She keeps on pouncing at my ankles, jumping on and clawing my thighs when I'm trying to fucking work, and won't just shut the fuck up if I put her in her cage. I'm going to kill this cat if she doesn't STOP scratching the rug that leaning on the wall or the plastic under the mother fucking bed. She jumped on BOTH my thighs and clawed them when I threw her off the first fucking time.

I'm pretty sure I woke up my sister and my brother when I was yelling, "YOU MOTHER FUCKER! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME! LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!" Shes been at this for hours and I'm pissed.

I'm trying to do my homework and shes trying to climb on shit. I'm going to throw her out this window. If she doesn't STOP!

Have a Wonderful Mother fucking Day,

C.J

Comments

Hey Hey

Submitted by EvilResident on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 1:19pm.

The little one is just trying to talk to you. When was the last time you spent 20 minutes playing with her?

Sometimes when I can't leave my computer to play with her I give her catnip. I crush some of the seeds in my hand, then sprinkle them on the ground. As long as I look over every so often to watch her roll around, she is content. And if she wants interaction, I dip one of her toys in the herbs, and let her go to town.

But anyway, sounds like she's just trying to learn how to be herself with your family.

My boyfriend's cat bites he crap out of me, and we wrestle. She's a fighter, but has never before had a human to play fight with. And she seems to really like it. People are always calling her cute and sweet, but the way she always bolts around, trying to trip people, and whipping me with her paws, I know different. ;)

I can totally sympathise with

Submitted by TishyP on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 3:14am.

I can totally sympathise with you, I'm not a cat person on ANY level.....but your little rant just cracked me up!