Chrismas cheer!

Its Chrismas time, there’s no need to be afraid
Your days will be merry and rounded off by slade
You’ll be sober under the mistletoe when a beauty comes to life
Or your back will be full of holes created by my knife
I trust your heart completely, I doubt you’ll do me wrong
Cause I’d hold you down on the floor and choke you with my thong
I know you love me dearly and that I do return
If not I’ll set fire to your house and watch you slowly burn
Yes, Santa brought you pressies he brightened up your day
If you dump me I’ll spread it round that you my dear are gay
You know I’m only joking cause you’re my dearest love
Your heart is kind your soul warm, you did fall from above
I hope you have a brilliant day and your beer is nice and cold
Your turkey is fresh, potatoes hot, Brussels don’t taste too old
So have a happy Chrismas may the memories never fade
So what its only Chrismas, there’s no need to be afraid…

I wrote this for my then Fiancé, it dint take us too long to split after it... lol