Fail Conversation.

Chabe: Hey Celeste! Do you know Baker?
Me: Yes *rubs forehead*
Chabe: Why are you making that face?
Me: Well aside from fuckface, I hate Baker.
Chabe: What does fuckface have to do with Baker?
Me: THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS!
Chabe: And your point is?
Me:... Why did you ask if I knew him?
Chabe: Cause him and Luc where looking for you!
Me: *Doesnt respond*
Chabe: Oh I mean him and Fuckface where looking for you.
Me: Why?
Chabe: IDK! They said it was important. I think Baker likes you
Me: *falls on floor twitching* Ewwwww! If Baker liked me, I'd die.
Baker: HAY CELESTE! Me and Luc have been loking for you!
Me: *Eye twitch* Why?
Baker: Cause... *winks eye*
Chabe: WTF?
Me: Hey do you know the Muffin Man?
Luc: Who lives on memory lane?
Me: *throws rock and Luc and gets in car* NO ASSHOLE! THE ONE WHO LIVES SHOVED UP YOUR ASS!
Mom: Have a nice day at school?

FAIL -.-