People are constantly coming to me for advice on what to do next in their lives, ESPECIALLY when it comes to relationships. Honestly I'm pretty sure I'm the worst person in the world to go to. I've never had a relationship last longer than three months and I've only dated three people. What on earth makes you think that I am qualified to help you out in that area of your life? Literally everything I know about relationships comes from movies and books, yet people still seem inclined to come to me with their issues. Apparently I do give good advice though. It always works out for the people who come to me.
I try to use the same kinds of tactics I tell other people to use, in my own life but it never, EVER works out. I do exactly what I would have told someone else to do but with the exact opposite results. I mean if I can give the kind of advice that gets two people into a nearly TWO YEAR relationship, you would think I'd be able to get myself into one that lasts longer than few months. I'm not unattractive or anything. I have a nice face and a decent body and a pretty awesome personality(according to my friends) but that's all I have. Friends. I have tons and tons of guy friends and girl friends but never any boyfriends. And it really sucks when I give someone advice that works like a CHARM for them and then try to use it myself and it doesn't work. At all. I'm talking major flop on the face here. I constantly see all these "friend zone" jokes online but they're always about guys being stuck in the zone. Well I'm a girl and I am the QUEEN of the freaking friend zone.
