home alone adventures

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home alone adventures

i was left home alone for a few hours and like usual when left home alone i get paranoid as hell. I went to go to the bathroom and i walk past the front door. so yes, being paranoid i see two flowers on our wreath and think they're eyes. i look closer and thought i saw shoulders. i scream at the top of my lungs and run and get a steak knife and come back and open the door to see nothing there. so i just walk into the bathroom like a crazy bitch with the knife in my hand, haha and come out to call my mother and tell her about it. assoon as i hang up, weird fucking noises start happening, like the floors or walls creaking and im like, clutching onto the knife and phone like an idiot.

hope this story cheered anyone up lol.... im a crazy bitch