why do these thing always happen to me???

today at school i was asked to turn the projecter off that is on the ceiling to i stood on a chair to reach it and i slipped and tell onto the floor everyone laughed and i went bright red and this one boy for some reason yelled you emo and the teacher didnt hear so i told him to not call me emo or i would kill his family (not really in a joke kinda way) and the teacher heard me and i got an after school so yeah that my day.
p.s sorry for ranting and going on alot.

love all of you :)